“Look, we’re not saying that an alien creature intent on mutating living and inanimate forms of matter together into some kind of ever-evolving genetic stew is currently spreading outward from the Sunspot Solar Observatory in New Mexico. But we’re also not saying it isn’t. And frankly that’s about all we can say right now.”
There you go - on this occasion you probably did read it here first!
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