The Duckworth Method
Must say, this chap is not much of a man for cricket … but he does know his Duckworth Lewis Method. Which is strange really - unless you know of this.
Now this chap realizes that it doesn’t truly stand up to incredible musical scrutiny - but it just so happens that this chap is an absolute sucker for Neil Hannon. And in case - you were wondering - it was this that prompted the whole thought train.
Talking of thought trains …
Hell of an echo!
… cue - cricket themed music.
My starter for ten.
I’ll see your bosky pastorals and raise you Cricket a la Devo…
Hmm - does this count?