I swear to god, I read this and thought it was for real - so much is my disdain for Coldplay.
SANTA CLARA, CA—Disappointing the thousands of fans in attendance as well as an estimated 100 million viewers watching at home, the Super Bowl 50 halftime show was marred Sunday by the stadium’s functioning sound system, sources confirmed. “Right from the beginning, the sound was working normally, and unfortunately, I could clearly hear the singing,” said 29-year-old spectator Joe Kessler.
PS - I ended up categorizing it with a ‘humor’ tag - but it was only at the last minute.
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